August 2011
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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I love my wife
Me: (reading aloud from the TCP/IP drinking game, to no one in particular) In a TCP packet, if the SYN, FIN, ACK, URG, and PUSH flags are all set, what is this packet commonly called?
Allison: A Christmas Tree?
Me: ...
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Buy a Girl You’ve Never Met a Pair of Shoes and... →
Crowd sourcing too stale for you? Jump into crowd pimping! The first ever “Get a Man and a Gorgeous Shoe” is coming to NYC this September 2011. Designer shoes will be used as the vehicle to break the ice and bring progressive men and women together. Men will ditch their usual tactics of “flowers, dinner or drinks” and woo women by indulging in their shoe fetish instead. Men agree to...
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Better off
Greg: Some lady walked in with purple hair & purple hair dye splattered on her face asking if we had a makeup remover that could take it off bc she has work tomorrow.
Me: What did you tell her?
Greg: "Lady, you'd be better off painting the rest of yer face purple."
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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“IF YOU LIVE IN A MOBILE HOME LEAVE IT FOR MORE SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER.”
– Fairfax Virginia Storm Warning Service
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Jaded West Coast Chuckles Over East Coast Quake  →
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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A new Walkman from Sony? →
Not exactly. In a move to differentiate itself in the smartphone market with a familiar and once-beloved brand in portable music, Sony Ericsson is planning to push a new device carrying the Walkman name. The Live with Walkman is an Android smartphone that promises a unique social music experience.
Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
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